Very Rough

In my theater class we have three choices for our final. So I picked writing a scene. This is what I have so far rough dialog and some ideas at the bottom.

Jakob: 'ello chaps

Director: what the hell Steve, no no no. We're going in a different direction this crowd is young, cool, edgy generation bling bling bang bang drive by blow jobs! They want sex sex sex, sex, the word fuck and face book [interrupted]

Plant in Audience: Myspace!

Director: MySpace, YouTube, and porno, these cats know where it is at and its here because thats where they are.

Jakob: But, it's opening night! We all know our lines, we've practiced

Director: that's so, so, so theater, so planned out, so staged!

Jakob: this is a stage

Director: Life is a stage, I'm on stage, these kids are on stage they're in costume, and even the guys have their make-up on!

Jakob: What bout the rest of the cast? Dylan, Tiff, Anthony, R-Mutt?

Dylan: I need the money

Tiff: I need the Exposer

Anthony: It'll make a good blog post

(Jakob looks at R-Mutt who looks obviously stoned)

Jackob: And you have no idea what's going on!

Ideas:
the script should be handed out to the audience

Director yells at Steve for still being in the old Character, Steve says he's not, Director grabs a script from an audience member and shows steve his lines still say Jakob.

Jakob: Fine!
Steve: Is this better?
Director: Yes
Steve: Ok what's the new Character and what's my motivation
Director: You're character is a young struggling bi-sexual street performer turned pod-caster trying to turn a million hits a day into a million dollars with a career in the movies
Steve: Sounds inter [interrupted]
Director: Your name is Francis
Francis: Fin [interrupted]
Director: You go by Frank
Frank: A bi-sexual podcaster named Frank?
Director: ok, how about Frankie?
Franky: I don't know....
Director: No, Frankie with an ie not a y
Frankie: Perfect

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the director should be called The 40ish year old director in emo glasses and his name should change with some of his actions and when puts on takes off clothes