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    <updated>2008-06-05T04:09:53Z</updated> 
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    <subtitle>stringing the right words together</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>Custom Chucks</title>   
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        <published>2007-09-09T17:29:33Z</published>
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    Okay apparently I&#39;m the last person on earth who found out you can design your own chucks at Converse    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title> We Need a Serial Killer.</title>   
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        <published>2007-09-07T13:24:39Z</published>
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         This is going to be harsh but it is true and is a lot easier than buying everyone a copy of V for Vendetta.    This nation needs a serial killer that will be praised as a hero. The police in our nation are acting completely ridiculous. Search YouT...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <published>2007-09-06T01:32:21Z</published>
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    Yeah, I think I&#39;m going to cut it all off like I used to have my hair, examples:      Or maybe I should just grow it out and try to go for the Sirius Black look.   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>What the next big iPod keynote will bring.</title>   
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     The last keynote is hours old and I&#39;m ready to make my predictions for the next major iPod updates.    iPod shuffle: Could happen: It&#39;ll be redesigned with a better shuffle switch and a clip that is clearly meant to be used for wrapping your ear...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Old Chucks</title>   
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        <published>2007-08-22T14:39:17Z</published>
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    So I finally admitted to the death of my old chucks. It wasn&#39;t the paint, the ink, or any of the tell-tell &quot;I&#39;m an artist&quot; signs. It was the grease and cake-y white powered from working as a cook. I hate seeing them replaced, but I hate the fact ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Dude Looks Like a Lady</title>   
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        <published>2007-08-08T13:22:13Z</published>
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   I have fallen in love with Not Couture. It is not a perfect relationship though. Like most relationships I&#39;ve been in it makes me question my manhood. Not because it does more manual labor than me or because it it has a five year plan, but because...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>NOTCOUTURE.com </title>   
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   Not Couture, a site which I originally read as not cultured (which I think is a better name) till I wrote this blog post, has some really nice things that makes me want to have three jobs, no free time, but really cool shit.      I want everything...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <published>2007-07-31T17:07:10Z</published>
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    Show us some sunshine.  Submitted by Cath.          <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>QotD: Celebrity Look-Alike </title>   
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        <published>2007-07-31T17:02:34Z</published>
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